Royal Dog Food: TV Advert.

The living room of the apartment is modestly furnished with a sad, tired looking sofa and no Sandoz Multiplier Game Console in sight!
Mother and ten year old Son, Jed are both excitedly watching the hologram light extravaganza beaming in through the living room window by the drone hovering outside. Jed is whooping and cheering as a human battle mech dispatches two fat European type mutants with a Lazer axe leaving them headless. Mother sighs with slight disapproval at the violent scenes realistically taking place on the floor of the living room but smiles collaboratively as her son cheers on the action. We now hear a key in the door! It's Father and he looks very tired! We hear him kick off his shoes and enter the scene with a "What's going on here then?" He is routinely ignored as the Sandoz Infomercial reaches its climax with a Lazer battle and a "While stocks last!" "Call now!" Before the drone fly's on to the next residence. "What a load of nonsense!" Says Father as Jed runs to his Mother in tears to be comforted. We then see a new advert beamed in with vibrant dogs running towards bowls overflowing with an abundance of chunks of meat in delicious brown gravy. As the dogs tuck in the words "Royal Dog Food:Apply now! Limited places available!" Jed runs to his father who is wearing the grey dirty overalls of a Cleaning Operative and pleads with his Dad."Oh Dad please! Can I get the Multiplier? All my friends have got one now." Dad looks at his wife, for guidance. She smiles and says"It's true Dear, the whole of the ninth floor have signed up." Dad shrugs and gets up with a weary sigh and kisses his wife and son on the top of their heads. He then puts his shoes on and he can be heard talking to a Sandoz representative on the phone in the hallway. We hear him close the door and then we cut to a new day in the life of this family! The doorbell rings and its two Sandoz Console installers who are greeted with excited screams of delight by young Jed as they start carting in the various boxes that constitute a Multiplier Game Console. The installation process is done in no time and the first thing that appears in the living room is Dear old Dad on the screen in vivid photo realistic pixels, giving a thumbs up from what looks like the jungle. His face is bright pink and sweaty and he is seen batting large insects away from his face. He smiles sadly at them from the screen and we can now hear dogs barking excitedly as they run across a well kept lawn to their overflowing bowls of succulent meat! Mother starts crying slightly and one of the Sandoz Operatives soon has her laughing again, complementing her on her freshly styled hair and make up. "You.are a very beautiful woman!" "And still young!" The flirtatious workman says to her with a wink and then remembering some decorum he adds."He looked happy there in the jungle, he can start a new life with some dignity." Jed is now cheering as the dog food commercial ends and he starts his game with the Conqueror Mech battling the large fleshy mutants, as promised.
"Can I get you two a Turbocaff?" Says Mother, as she moves suggestively towards the small kitchen.

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