The Myth Of The Green Inferno.
Some escapes are planned meticulously beforehand and fail, whilst others work spontaneously first time. This was a balls to the wall beginners victory. An art brut masterpiece. The orange juice delivery van was idling in the yard with us during our mandatory exercise time. It was white with a garish bright orange smiling sun smiling down on mankind from both sides of the van. I got in the cab and clipped in my seat belt. The vehicle was electric so I turned the key and pointed my sunshine torpedo at the prison wall. The wall was not a prison wall of quality. It was composed of wooden stakes. Corrugated metal, and barbed wire. "Sunshine" tore through it in one go like hot bullets through an ice cream house. I was free. I heard a terrible noise to my left and realised I was dragging some wood and wire. I parked up a couple of miles away and ran into the woods. The bushy green canopy erased me from earth, for the moment. It was hot. I ran and ran and at every stream...